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“I keep busy filling empty spaces with thoughts of you…” -bethany bARTon

This is the happiest thing! A second grade class drew their very own versions of Stewart— and spider web kingdoms too! This makes me smile so big it’s outrageous. And what amazing artists her kids are! They’re after my job! haha! I’d love to meet this teacher and send her class a thank you from Stewart, so if you’re reading this GRichArt— send me an email!!!

Apparently, “pouring coffee on your laptop in hopes it will glitch and write the perfect scene” is not covered by the warranty. (whoops.)

“thank you for all the pet butterflies I keep in my stomach since meeting you (what should I feed them?)”

“so, this is a fingerprint monster and despite his adorableness he cannot be trusted.”

“thank you for saying that one negative, careless thing. I will be sure to overanalyze and obsess over it all week (in your honor.)”

“I would never have grown up if I’d had any idea it involved so much more crying and so much less dinosaurs.” 

People ask me for prints of this piece all the time, and now the folks over at StealThisArt are making it possible! Starting tomorrow (Wednesday, April 10th) at 8am PST, this artwork will be available as a super sexy limited edition print! Only 100 14” x 18” giclees are being printed, and they’re only available for 24hrs on the StealThisArt site. 

GET INVOLVED! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR ENEMIES TOO! CAPS LOCK! EXCLAMATION POINTS! 

A birthday present for my friend Chad (he loves him some Pacifico.) Now I’m thinking I’ll do a whole series of delicious boozes! 

“I’d better write that down before I get sober and forget how brilliant I am”

“(good ideas that got spilled)”

“sometimes there aren’t any reasons for the colors sometimes they just need to happen.”

“this is an ego monster and he’s big and ugly and mostly awesome”

“you look alot like forever and baby, you make forever look gorgeous”

“I would bring you flowers but you’d make them insecure and jealous once they saw your lovely face (envious flower)”

“she plants smiles on your face and tends them ‘till they grow”